jfcmelody:

Here’s to my first day of not complaining. Let it be a good one, huh?

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It’s about fucking time.



reaganwtf:

I don’t believe a fucking word of that, babe. Now if you’re done being a scary fuck, I actually do need to go home- so either tell me how the fuck I’m gettin’ out of here or I’ll figure somethin’ out myself. Some of us actually have lives and aren’t sexually frustrated as hell, whoops.

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Are you scared of me?

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wtfkatelynne:

Hm. Do I get anything in return for said sexual act?

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Isn’t my dick enough?

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Anonymous asked: It's funny how you chose the two desperate sluts. So in other words, they're the girls you'd most wanna fuck because they're the only girls who would. Embarrassing for you.

I picked them because they’re the hottest girls in this fucking house. Plus, they aren’t constantly fucking bitches. But really, do you think I care who would or wouldn’t? I’ll fucking rape them either way. Embarrassing for you, because you’re mad because I didn’t pick you. 



alex-dane:

Don’t feel bad, Tony, it’s a common reaction. I’m just too beautiful for my own good.

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Are you gonna’ do something about my hard on or not?



Anonymous asked: Seeing as you're the leader, you get first pick for girls. Right? Go on, who you after? Theres gotta be one thats caught your eye.

If you’re implying which girl around here I want to fuck; then I’ll have to say either Rose or Katelynn. But really, it’s whatever. If i’m horny i’ll fuck whoever is or isn’t willing. Why do you ask? You down?





reaganwtf:

Were you holding a gun to their head, babe?

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She asked me to actually. I’m into them kinky girls.



joeywbu:

I’ll look you in the eyes and wear that tank we share from time to time.

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As long as you promise to gag, that’s my favorite part.

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oknolennon:

That’s disgusting.

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Don’t be so fucking prude.


CREDIT